Kinky Sex Makes the World go round
Sorry obscure Dead Kennedy's refence but you have to think that reading the papers these days. Really, how desperate sick twisted and just plain broken by life do you have to be before this sounds like a good idea? (from AP via Pandagon):
“A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.
Craig S. McCullough, 47, was charged Wednesday with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.
…McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.”
There’s a Zappa song from the Album “Zoot Allures” (Miss Pinky) that goes
“I got a girl with a little rubber head, rinse her out every night just before I go to bed”
He also did something called ‘little rubber girl’
That said – this is why people have homes and doors that lock – and the law can’t break in without having a warrant issued.
Meantime – yet another GOP politician has proven themselves to be an absolute screaming closet case – this time a State Senator from Washington – who per the reports was having sex with another man (a hooker to be precise) while wearing a red dress and fishnet stockings – not quite the same as the dead preacher found wearing two wet suits (I still can’t get my mind around that) but it’s pretty good just the same.
I am trying to remember the last time a democratic office holder got nailed with something like this and I can’t – yea Bill I know but lord consensual heterosexual oral sex is just so vanilla compared to the kinky stuff the GOP folks get down with.
To note – I do not know if the man found with the inflatable anatomically correct doll was actually a member of the GOP - but it’s the way to bet.
And while we’re just running around here saying nothing of import – I mean, blow up dolls? Come on. I mean come the hell on. who uses these things – I’m sure at some point we’ll end up using one as a prop but that’s to shock/get laughs depending on how we fell that night but dear lord – past a certain age masturbation starts to feel a bit like the confession of failure but you start adding props – really there isn’t a way in the world you could feel good about yourself as a human being after banging blow up Betsy.
Meantime W got in a bit of a twist about water boarding – the current nominee for Attorney General (and here’s a damn odd question – the surgeon general, when I’ve seen them on TV wear stars on their damn shoulders – why not the attorney general – it almost makes more sense – the people under the Attorney General are armed at least. Not so much the surgeon general.)
Anyway the president was being a jagov saying that since there is a war on he needs an attorney general to well do things – like spy on Democrats the cynical part of my brain says – and not to mind his mush mouthed dodge on water boarding because he hasn’t gotten the memo – then when a reporter asked W his personal views on water boarding he said something to the effect that he didn’t discuss techniques.
Well if he doesn’t know who the hell does? It looks like in the Bush White House the buck wanders about as people flee it in terror.
Back to the mines – have a lot to do.
“A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.
Craig S. McCullough, 47, was charged Wednesday with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.
…McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.”
There’s a Zappa song from the Album “Zoot Allures” (Miss Pinky) that goes
“I got a girl with a little rubber head, rinse her out every night just before I go to bed”
He also did something called ‘little rubber girl’
That said – this is why people have homes and doors that lock – and the law can’t break in without having a warrant issued.
Meantime – yet another GOP politician has proven themselves to be an absolute screaming closet case – this time a State Senator from Washington – who per the reports was having sex with another man (a hooker to be precise) while wearing a red dress and fishnet stockings – not quite the same as the dead preacher found wearing two wet suits (I still can’t get my mind around that) but it’s pretty good just the same.
I am trying to remember the last time a democratic office holder got nailed with something like this and I can’t – yea Bill I know but lord consensual heterosexual oral sex is just so vanilla compared to the kinky stuff the GOP folks get down with.
To note – I do not know if the man found with the inflatable anatomically correct doll was actually a member of the GOP - but it’s the way to bet.
And while we’re just running around here saying nothing of import – I mean, blow up dolls? Come on. I mean come the hell on. who uses these things – I’m sure at some point we’ll end up using one as a prop but that’s to shock/get laughs depending on how we fell that night but dear lord – past a certain age masturbation starts to feel a bit like the confession of failure but you start adding props – really there isn’t a way in the world you could feel good about yourself as a human being after banging blow up Betsy.
Meantime W got in a bit of a twist about water boarding – the current nominee for Attorney General (and here’s a damn odd question – the surgeon general, when I’ve seen them on TV wear stars on their damn shoulders – why not the attorney general – it almost makes more sense – the people under the Attorney General are armed at least. Not so much the surgeon general.)
Anyway the president was being a jagov saying that since there is a war on he needs an attorney general to well do things – like spy on Democrats the cynical part of my brain says – and not to mind his mush mouthed dodge on water boarding because he hasn’t gotten the memo – then when a reporter asked W his personal views on water boarding he said something to the effect that he didn’t discuss techniques.
Well if he doesn’t know who the hell does? It looks like in the Bush White House the buck wanders about as people flee it in terror.
Back to the mines – have a lot to do.
Peace Love, my little rubber girl
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